Thursday, 28 August 2014

the egg is me

so yo,
I have decided to start (fart) this blog again, which probably means writing this and then camouflage with a rock for 5 months until the urge arises once again. As you can see, if you even care, I have not changed since I last wrote on here. 

Things that have changed/the transformation of Carla (march edition) to Carla (august edition)
-I got contacts.
-I don't eat yogurt as much 

honestly, I think this photo sums up my growth as a human being in the past few months:

Apart from that here are some photos that make my life look less like how it is and more like Dawson's Creek. (actually not really)

(taken by my friend)

 (yes they are loom bands pls help)

(my knees look so scary here)

So yeah I'll keep you posted on my yogurt eating habits.
gracias, carla.

Tuesday, 11 March 2014


I totally discovered the egg emoji which is by far the most life changing thing that has happened to me since i last wrote on here. which is obviously the reason I haven't been writing on here.

This weekend was a glowing pile of films, which was entertaining and surprisingly educational. so much so, I don't think school (more like stools if you know what i mean) is even necessary anymore.
here is an example of the myriad of useful knowledge I gained in just one weekend!

De Vrais Mensonges- Reading subtitles makes you feel intelligent. Also, french hairdressers are significantly more entertaining that others.

the Big Lebowski- I need to say fuck more. In addition, bowling is the most gangster sport that exists. Period.

the September Issue- I can now aspire, with the investment of a suitably expensive pair of sunglasses of course, to be editor of Vogue.

Taking Woodstock- How unfortunate it is that I missed out on Woodstock. My mum probably wouldn't let me go anyway.

When Bjork met David Attenborough- How crystals are like songs. Also: BJORK IS A BEEPING ICELANDIC ALIEN PRINCESS. Seriously, where did she even come from?

 (apart from the discovery of the egg emoji, which in my opinion, will now be used as a measure of time: eg: "this event occurred 5 minutes BE (before egg)" )

 Went traveling on Google Maps:
(My new aspiration, besides the ten million other things, is to be the person who goes to the parts of the world where street view isn't currently possible. I mean, who cares about physics homework? I WANT TO WALK AROUND IN BLOODY MADAGASCAR)


Found a ghost at Ponte Vecchio:

 Spontaneously purchased some fake POMs earrings, they lady in the shop called me "my love" and the lady at the frozen yoghurt place told me I "worked those earrings."

The dress belongs to New York City Girl Scouts, yeah, I was rather excited too.

 "Are you trying to be Japanese?" -Mum

 Purchased TOMMY HILFIGER OVERALLS. All I need now is a greasy rat tail!!

Went to see Sticky Fingers at the St Kilda Festival. Some guy took my hat, but never fear I retrieved it after the girl got off his shoulders.


Thursday, 16 January 2014

%two thousand and fourteen%

1.i can breath for the first time.
2.and some other stuff that i will detail in this post.

(i totally organized all my best photos from this summer into sections based on i dunno the asethetic or colours or memory or something.)
(yep i'm so sophisticated now)

 tennis court-lorde
california-mazzy star

new shoes-topshop


2. art/kanye west/frida kahlo biography/clean//////////////////////

white teeth teens-lorde
 blood on the leaves-kanye west
army of me-bjork
omanko-sky ferreira

a good part of my wall. that's a east china air sick bag, unused, yeah i kind of went to china.

ngv melbourne now exhibition

my best friend's glorious room


3. wood/country/brown/on the road by jack kerouac/////////////////

sim sala bim-fleet foxes
pototype-tame impala
where can i go-laura marling
loretta's flowers-swearin'


lay you down-matt corby
snaggletooth-vance joy
eddy's song-sticky fingers

5. micellaneous/adventure/////

buzzcut season-lorde
do i wanna know-arctic monkeys
forest gump- frank ocean

6. lame edits
a nativity scene skirt i half made (my auntie actually made it) for christmas.


wat i've accomplished:
(in no particular order)
found out there's only one r in erection.
watched sherlock season 3 (ohmygoddddddddddd)
watched the carrie diaries (it's shitty but addictive)
read franny and zooey
read on the road
reading a frida kahlo biography
did some butt exercises
made some friends
(not really)
watched some good movies like american beauty.
watched the godfather and therefore have decided i my future needs to involve campaigning for gender equality in the world of organized crime.
painted with watercolours
marvelled at the genius of kanye west and how bound 2 is actually a religious experience (i'm not even being sarcastic)
writing A LOT in my super groovy keith haring journal
high self esteem
low self esteem
found a dead moth
high self esteem
went to the art gallery
went to china
peed in the ocean
peed in people's pools
trespassed in my mum's old high school
felt no christmas spirit
talked for 71 minutes on the phone to my grounded best friend
took heaps of paint samples from bunnings
spent way too much time on tumblr
wrote this incredibly pointless list which demonstrates how much of my time i waste and how when school starts again in a week i would have accomplished nothing.
i hate school
ate eating yoghurt


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