Monday, 25 February 2013

I left my homework in the launderette, I gotta letter from my mamma which my stupid dog has ate.



hello.
i have just experienced one of the best weekends ever to be. This one may even get me through the monotonous poop pile that is Thursday. 

On Sunday, I went to a very tiny MELBOURNE ROOKIE MEETUP!!!!!!!!
there were nine people including myself, but it was awesome. We drank Sunkist and ate some lollies and melted in the hotness and made some bracelets. It was really fun and I hope I can find all the lovely people I met on tumblr. 

The one to the left of the yellow bag is Adele from Secret Hipster .





On Saturday I went to this wicked sick vintage market ALL BY MYSELF. I must say all this has made me feel extremely grown up and independant and kind of like I should be interested in philiosophy and maybe have a moustache.

At the market I got this SWEEEEEEEEEEET AS PLAYSUIT!!!!!! I had to try it on over my clothes at the market and so I didn't realise it would almost amputate one side of my groyne from the OTHER side of my groyn. It's super cute though, so whatever bro.

HERE ARE SOME PHOTOS:
i will add more photos I took with my brothers fancy as camera later, because they are on the laptop and it is occupied by him to actually do schoolwork, now seriously, what is THAT all about???



 this is what I wore to the rookie meetup:
and yes, I am standing on the bath.




and behold.....the most modellish photo ever taken of me.



the reason I am standing like that is an attempt to look presentable while preventing my privates from being massacred!!


and here is a dress I almost bought, but didn't have enough money because LIFE SUCKSSSSSS.







stay grooovy, 
CARLA

Tuesday, 19 February 2013

teacher leave them kids alone!!!!!


STOP!

marvel at the awesomeness and magnificent illusion of no pants (when actually I am wearing pants.




i am.
seriously.)



video






hello.

life is semi awesome!!!
hurrah!!!!

i have lots of small scraps of awesomeness that I would like to share with you.

one is this Gnesh statue my choir chum Rhea got me from India. I think its awesome. 

it was molly ringwald's birthday on Monday, so I made this badge to wear on the way to school and then chickenly take off when i actually walking INSIDE the building.


yep, that was the plan.
I did wear it after school while posting my letter to Antonia:)





my room looked kind of pretty:





my brother borrowed an astronomy book from the library because he is excellent and I like people who like learning outside of school. 


AND NOW.....

SOME OF THE MOST EXCITING NEWS SINCE APPROXIAMATELY LAST TUESDAY.......

I GOT DOC MARTENS!!!!!!
(wooooooo hoooooooo!)

it was a kind of spontaneous thing and yeah, they're totally uncomfotable and make my heels want to commit suicide. But my god, they are shiny. 










LASTLY:

SOME EXTREMLEY EXITING NEWS. SO EXCITING I CAN'T EVEN DECIDE IF MY DOC MARTENS ARE MORE EXCTING AND AM CURRENTLY STUCK IN AN ABYSS OF CONFUSION AND EXAMATION MARKS:

A MELBOURNE ROOKIE MEETUP
(sparkle noises)


ITS ON SUNDAY!!!!!!! 
words cannot describe how excited I am.
sure on facebook it said 10 people are going, but I'm sure those ten people will be awesome and maybe will bring a friend or some cats or something.




NOT EVEN THURSDAYS OR LOOSING IN CHESS CLUB CAN GET ME DOWN NOW!!!!

walking planking on sunshine.
CARLA


Tuesday, 12 February 2013

its you that I adore, though I make the boys fall like dominos.



 hello.

long time no see.
nothing much has happened.
life's alright.

wow, thats boring.

here is some inspiration, most of it is from my tumblr. 



I've been getting super inspired by kind James Bond and Charlies Angels and Valley of the Dolls (even though I've never seen it, but you know, I've seen pictures.) And mostly all mystery/detective stories/spies. I borrowed this James Bond book from the library, Dr.No, its pretty awesome. And i love borrowing oldish books because it makes the librarians love me even more. I feel like the fact I am glasses make me look like I read books and instantly makes me loved by librarians.



 Other stuff though:

I realise I was so used to being the only kind of weird person (that I knew of) in my school. And that was cool but pretty annoying. So recently we were talking about music and I found out a few people like Pink Floyd, and part of me was like : "AWESOME WICKED SICK!!!" and the other (unfortunately larger) part was like "no, pink floyd is mine, I liked it first and you're not suposed to be cool, don't you dare talking about bricks in walls or green fields or shining diamonds.!!!"

you know that feeling??








stolen from Eva's blog.

no idea.....



in other news, I got into Eva and Dayzee's new online magazine, Outsider. I am super excited and yayayayayaya!!!!


so, thats all, I could write more actually, I want to, but its a school night and yogurt is  calling me from the fridge saying :

"caaaaaarla, caaaaaaarla, eatttt meeeee. its a schoooool night so you can't have icecream sucker!!!."

and I can never say no to yogurt. 

CARLA

Wednesday, 6 February 2013

I've been creeping around town, because, well, creeping's just my way.

Stop the world.
Stop it spinning.
Stop gravity for a minute, would you.
I want to walk over
The blanket of impossibility.
The waves holding hands and saving eachother
From a nomadic existence.
They do not want to be water droplets.
We do not want to be small.
Everyone wants to be a tempestuous ocean.
Moving through existence in one infinite fluid motion.
I need you to press the pause button.
And then the moments will be suspended.
On a muffled TV set,
In you living room.

general stuff somehow describing my mood:
also: I now have tumblr because I enjoy having multiple methods of procrastination, http://carlaimpala.tumblr.com/
please follow, not that I don't enjoy having 6 followers, really I am just asking for your sake. Trust me, you deserve to bask in awesomeness.











I made this collage on a day when Pink Floyd was being more legend that usual. I submitted it to Eva's tumblr: the wandering collective .







in my case, I do have a goooooooooooorgeous face and impeccable taste.

AND now: some old pictures that I have found and decided to post:



smile too yuck to show on internet.

So, yeppppp. I wish I had more stuff to say. I will on the weekend.
CARLA

ps: and now a message to Antonia:
I am currently rewriting my leter for you because it was really bad and messy and what can I say, I am a mediocrist! So, sorry for the wait, but I will send it as soon as I am finished.

pss: to my fellow vegetarian ragers:
I have got a tune, a verse and a chorus for Anemic and Proud, looking forward to showing it on here when the masterpiece is completed.

the end.














seriously, stop reading.

Friday, 1 February 2013

you were on fire last night...and I was breathing gasoline.

hi. have a poem:

Fill your outh with gasoline.
Light your cigarette.
Put your fishnet stockings on
Trying to forget.
The sorrys lick my body.
Cold and hard like knives.
And the mirror's breaking.
WIth our spit and that cheap glue.

Cigarettes can't kill you if you don't light them up.
Knives can't massacre when they're not sharpened.
Sorry doesn't count when it dribbles from your lips.
Beautiful and pure.
Vile and decieving.
Chapped and Insincere.
I'll put the mirror down.

One day.


inspiration:















Marlena's gun stockings





BYE.
Stay groovy.
CARLA