I know this blog has become a dry piece of toast, stale and dead. I know that even that tired metaphor is dead too. But, much like Harry Potter finding the horxruxes, or some other super cool example from pop culture, it is my destiny to inform you people of something amazing.
This amazing event, occurrence, opportunity, sparkliness, is called Outsider Zine.
I know, I know, there are a million zies and websites that are super duper awesome. But this is made by us. Normal girls, un-professional writers, non adult type people. Like, sure, you can read similar online zines, with similar morals, but 99% of time the people writing them will be finished puberty. We haven't. That is what sets us apart. They may have experienced teenagedom, but we are experiencing it at this very moment!!!! Doesn't that excite you! Doesn't it tickles your toes and tingle your fingers. It should.
outsider zine will be amazing. It is made by teenagers for teenagers. Each month a person is chosen and for our first month we chose Lindsay Weir, so most of our content will kind of involve Lindsay type vibes. If THAT doesn't make you excited, what will. I know for a fact one of the fantastic articles appearing on Outsider will be a DIY on Sam Weirs expressions.
Seriously, bros, dudes, homies, just have a look. I have obviously out a lot of time and words and thinking into this promotion, so YOU should at least have a look at our hard work. Or else you just sort of wasted 1.27 minutes, or however long it took you to read this.
IT STARTS ON THE FIRST OF JULY. READ IT. GO ON.
IF YOU WANT TO BE ENTERTAINED READ IT.
IF YOU WISH TO PROCRASTINATE READ IT.
IF YOU WANT TO SEE SOME SPARKLY PICTURES READ IT.
GO FORTH, IT IS YOUR DESTINY
FIND THE HORCRUX, DESTROY THE RING, DARTH VADER IS YOUR FATHER, OUTSIDER IS FOR YOU.
PEACE OUT, WORD TO YA MOTHA.